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exittheory: raised-rory-from-perdition: piefacemcgee: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: cynically-colorblind: It’s one of the most misogynist things out there. dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual please place a...
fabricsoftenerd: reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger your url is an autobiography
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
can it be cold now?
odetoadventure: I’m tired of constantly sweating like I’m in an action movie
TRYING TO PROVE A POINT TO MY MOM
kodux: reblog if you’re allowed to keep your computer/tablet in your room please can i try to get a lot of notes???
ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT WHAT THE FUCK I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what anxiety is when you care too much about everything
odetoadventure: when I saw the hurricane finally hit my house I ran outside in the rain and screamed to the heavens POSEIDON, TAKE ME! my mother closed the door and wouldn’t speak to me anymore
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
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rematiration: this is awesome since Yahoo has the worst customer service ever.
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punctillio: I LOVE PARKS & REC
smokeporch: Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi. Drama-Free